obstructed:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

literally mind fucked rn

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via obstructed)

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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(via obstructed)

sorry:

I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend

(via sorry)

guccipoop:

Are you feeling it now mr.crabs

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

(via interjects)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via crisscolferswifts)

(Source: maroolas, via weretattoosonthistown)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

booty2massive:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

jeff-white14
If you can’t do this, you ain’t real 😂😂😂

(Source: porndirector, via the-alpaca-man)

Anonymous asked: uhh tips for high school??

xxx-mcmxciv:

ukrainianbarbiedoll:

fouette:

drink lots of alcohol. kiss lots of boys. don’t get a bf they’re annoying

This is really bad advice

*do your homework, join a sport, smoke lots of weed*

friedchickenugget:

walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hotimage

(via magicul)